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Today's main zombie struggle occurs early when the two biggest undead bodies - the Gemini hoard and the Jupiter mass - clash via an abrasive, 45-degree mind-link. Toss away know-it-all attitudes, pride and arrogance - they will get you killed when confronted with mindless ghouls. A healthy humility comes in quite handy right now if you want to stay alive. Some superlative vibes arrive on the scene when your guns form a deafening barrage of cover fire. Never let your guard down. Think fast. Stay alive.

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Pisces Venus makes life (and death) dramatic, enhances communication with other survivors of the great wolf plague, and inspires you creatively with how to dispatch them. With the Moon squaring Mercury tonight, there could be too much talk and no understanding without wolfsbane on hand. However, if you apply the latter, by late evening you improve conditions, thanks to Mars' encouragement to keep working until you work the wolf's blood out.

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Mercury opposes Saturn today with double-barreled ferocity. Get the facts on the raging undead plague or you risk certain setbacks because of miscommunication - this you cannot afford with ghouls at your door. The fickle members of your survivor's group tend to outnumber the more stable personalities in tonight's social scene. That means that it isn't the time to take a chance on romance. But when is a good time when the walking dead have overwhelmed the planet? If you have time for romance, then plan on locking lips with a reanimated corpse!

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Tuesday, Feb 8, 2011 -- The bloodthirsty Aries Moon gets its slaughter on and we feel her forceful drive as she goes on a rampage with insistent Mars and the Sun. We think we are ready for whatever comes next, even if we cannot yet see the zombie hoard around the corner. We can learn some totally unexpected undead kill-shots as Mercury the Messenger forms a complicated revenge plan to shocking Uranus. Meanwhile, healer Chiron enters the dragon with Pisces, revealing the curative power of the gun.